Leave nothing unspoken

Personalised Chocolate

💬 Say what you’re really thinking
🖤 Sweet, salty & sassy chocolate messages
🌍 Ships worldwide
🎁 Shop now for the ultimate salty gift

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Say what's on your mind

Because who could be offended by Belgian's finest chocolate?!

  • Aussie Made

  • Cruelty Free

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  • Personalised Naughty Chocolate Bar – Custom Adult Gift
    Personalised Naughty Chocolate Bar – Custom Adult Gift

    Personalised Naughty Chocolate Bar – Custom Adult Gift

    $30.00
  • A Bag of Dicks
    A Bag of Dicks

    A Bag of Dicks

    $15.00
  • Christmas 2025 Personalised chocolate Slab

    Christmas 2025 Personalised chocolate Slab

    $30.00
  • Limited Edition Salty Mail Christmas Chocolate Bar – Personalised Gift 2025

    Limited Edition Salty Mail Christmas Chocolate Bar – Personalised Gift 2025

    $30.00
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How it works

  • Choose your products

    Decide between one of our custom bars or a bag of chocolate penises

  • Customise your order

    Let us know what message and extras you would like on your order

  • Leave nothing unspoken

    Hand deliver your Salty Mail or we can pop it in the post anonymously

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Sweet Talk

  • ★★★★★

    “Amazing Gift Idea!”

    “A fun and personal way of adding a little extra to a celebration.”

    Kirsty
  • ★★★★★

    “Send a cheeky note”

    “Hilarious messages but the chocolate also tastes great!”

    Ange
  • ★★★★★

    “Amazing”

    “I will never find a better way to celebrate a colonoscopy”

    Jonathan
  • ★★★★★

    “Very good gift”

    “My boyfriend loved it and wanted another, very happy!!”

    Anna
  • ★★★★★

    “My new go-to gift!”

    “Funny messages and yummy chocolate. I'll be ordering more!”

    Jemma
  • ★★★★★

    “Great quality gift!”

    “Perfect for quirky messages too good to put in a card”

    Melissa