• Personalised Slab
  • Personalised Slab

Personalised Slab

71 total reviews

Regular price
Tax included.
Sweet 30%
Salty 70%
How does it work?

1. Customise your text (up to 10 letters per line, 3 line max)

2. Choose your favourite candy sprinkles and toppings (IMO: the best part!)

3. Send your bar anonymously or live life on the edge, throw caution to the wind and let them know it's from you, you wild one!

Important Shipping information

We aim to get all orders out within 7 - 10 business days. Every order is sent via Express Post and is in an insulated bag. We only send on Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays.

The delectable fine print

Salty Mail does not take any responsibility for the messages written on items, we are instructed what to write when the product is purchased. We do not alter or change this in anyway. However, nobody can use our services to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint or any unlawful purposes. When purchasing you agree that this is in humor, a gag gift and for entertainment purposes - we only want to bring smiles and laughter!

We reserve the right to cancel any orders we may perceive as

(a) being sent with ill intent; or

(b) feature images of a minor that may be considered inappropriate.

You must be over the age of 18 to order. When you order from our website you agree to release Salty Mail from all and any liability associated with the use of our services.

We all have moments where we wish we could say what we were really thinking. Some of us do and leave nothing unspoken (you're the real MVP, you go Glen Coco!)

But what if we could say what we really wanted and without consequence?

Yep, you heard right. It's a message. In. Chocolate. GENIUS!

The perfect way to tell someone what you really think, you can be as salty or supportive as you like, because research* has shown that no one can stay mad when Belgian's finest chocolate is involved, and who are we to argue with completely above-board, 100% scientific research?!

There has never been an easier way to bring laughter, joy and tasty treats to those around you... or to tell your Mother in Law that her parenting advice sucks and that she can stick it up her bum.

So if you have whispered 'what the fuck' under your breath more times than you can count today, isn't it time to add to cart?

*Research was conducted by us. We can't stay mad when mouth-watering chocolate is involved. #Scientists