Sassy AF Chocolate Bar – Say What You Really Mean

Sassy AF Chocolate Bar – Say What You Really Mean

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Sweet 30%
Salty 70%
How does it work?

1. Customise your text (up to 10 letters per line, 3 line max)

2. Choose your favourite candy sprinkles and toppings (IMO: the best part!)

3. Send your bar anonymously or live life on the edge, throw caution to the wind and let them know it's from you, you wild one!

Important Shipping information

We aim to get all orders out within 7 - 10 business days. Every order is sent via Express Post and is in an insulated bag. We only send on Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays.

The delectable fine print

Salty Mail does not take any responsibility for the messages written on items, we are instructed what to write when the product is purchased. We do not alter or change this in anyway. However, nobody can use our services to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint or any unlawful purposes. When purchasing you agree that this is in humor, a gag gift and for entertainment purposes - we only want to bring smiles and laughter!

We reserve the right to cancel any orders we may perceive as

(a) being sent with ill intent; or

(b) feature images of a minor that may be considered inappropriate.

You must be over the age of 18 to order. When you order from our website you agree to release Salty Mail from all and any liability associated with the use of our services.

Looking for a gift that delivers a big laugh AND a delicious hit of creamy milk chocolate?

Meet the Fill Me Up Big Boy slab — the ultimate cheeky treat for birthdays, anniversaries, date nights, or anyone who deserves a sweet… reminder.

 

Handcrafted with premium milk chocolate and topped with colourful candy pieces, chocolate swirls, and your favourite Salty Mail sass, this bold little number is guaranteed to get the reaction you’re hoping for.

 

Perfect for:

🔥 Couples who love banter

🔥 Besties with filthy humour

🔥 Romantic surprises

🔥 Adults-only gifting

🔥 Anyone who enjoys a bit of playful spice

 

 

Why You’ll Love It:

 

 

✔ Premium, handmade milk chocolate

✔ Naughty message that hits just right

✔ Bright, fun toppings for maximum flavour + impact

✔ Unique gift you won’t find in stores

✔ Guaranteed giggles, gasps, and screenshots