Love Ya Bitch – Funny Friendship Chocolate Slab | Salty Mail

Love Ya Bitch – Funny Friendship Chocolate Slab | Salty Mail

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Sweet 30%
Salty 70%
How does it work?

1. Customise your text (up to 10 letters per line, 3 line max)

2. Choose your favourite candy sprinkles and toppings (IMO: the best part!)

3. Send your bar anonymously or live life on the edge, throw caution to the wind and let them know it's from you, you wild one!

Important Shipping information

We aim to get all orders out within 7 - 10 business days. Every order is sent via Express Post and is in an insulated bag. We only send on Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays.

The delectable fine print

Salty Mail does not take any responsibility for the messages written on items, we are instructed what to write when the product is purchased. We do not alter or change this in anyway. However, nobody can use our services to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint or any unlawful purposes. When purchasing you agree that this is in humor, a gag gift and for entertainment purposes - we only want to bring smiles and laughter!

We reserve the right to cancel any orders we may perceive as

(a) being sent with ill intent; or

(b) feature images of a minor that may be considered inappropriate.

You must be over the age of 18 to order. When you order from our website you agree to release Salty Mail from all and any liability associated with the use of our services.

When “love you” just doesn’t hit hard enough… say it the Salty Mail way.

The Love Ya Bitch chocolate slab is the ultimate bestie gift — bold, hilarious, and ridiculously delicious.

 

Handcrafted with smooth premium milk chocolate and topped with creamy white chocolate dollops, crunchy dipped wafers, and rainbow sprinkles, this slab is made for the friend who deserves a laugh and something sweet.

 

Whether it’s for a birthday, breakup recovery, a pick-me-up, Galentine’s Day, or just because you’re both unhinged and adorable — this slab says it perfectly.

 

 

Perfect For:

 

 

🔥 Best friends with feral humour

🔥 Gal pals who love a cheeky surprise

🔥 Birthdays, girls’ nights, and care packages

🔥 The friend who’s basically your emotional support gremlin

🔥 Anyone who appreciates premium chocolate with premium attitude

 

 

Why It Slaps:

 

 

✔ Handmade milk chocolate

✔ Cheeky message that gets an instant reaction

✔ Fun toppings: white choc drops, dipped wafers & sprinkles

✔ A unique, unforgettable gift

✔ Designed to be eaten and screenshotted