Christmas Chaos Chocolate Bundle
Salty Mail Christmas Chocolate Bundle – The Funniest Gift of 2025
The most savage chocolate is here to SLAY Christmas.
The Salty Mail Christmas Bundle is the ultimate festive gift pack for anyone who’s over boring presents and ready to give something funny, cheeky, and unforgettable.
Designed for besties, workmates, Kris Kringle, the family menace, or anyone who deserves a personalised chocolate bar with a side of attitude — this bundle guarantees laughs, gasps, screenshots, and instant Christmas chaos.
Crafted with premium chocolate and topped with your favourite decorations, each bar is lovingly finished with a customised message that hits exactly where it should.
Cute? No.
Iconic? Absolutely.
Whether you’re gifting petty humour, giving a festive roast, or just spreading unhinged holiday cheer, the Salty Mail Christmas Bundle delivers flavour AND personality in every bite.
How does it work?
1. Choose your topping - Standard D&B or get nerdy with "The Accountant" (this is code for 'Please Add Nerds' because you're an intel-lick-tual)
2. Send your bag anonymously or go all out, throw caution to the wind and let them know their BOD is from you!
Important Shipping information
Every order is sent via Express Post in an insulated bag, because nobody likes a soft cock. We only send Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays.
The delectable fine print
Salty Mail does not take any responsibility for the messages written on items, we are instructed what to written when the product is purchased. We do not alter or change this in anyway. However, nobody can use our services to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint or any unlawful purposes. When purchasing you agree that this is in humor, a gag gift and for entertainment purposes - we only want to bring smiles and laughter!
We reserve the right to cancel any orders we may perceive as
(a) being sent with ill intent; or
(b) feature images of a minor that may be considered inappropriate.
You must be over the age of 18 to order. When you order from our website you agree to release Salty Mail from all and any liability associated with the use of our services.
