Limited Edition Salty Mail Christmas Chocolate Bar – Personalised Gift 2025
How does it work?
1. Customise your text (up to 10 letters per line, 3 line max)
2. Choose your favourite candy sprinkles and toppings (IMO: the best part!)
3. Send your bar anonymously or live life on the edge, throw caution to the wind and let them know it's from you, you wild one!
Important Shipping information
We aim to get all orders out within 7 - 10 business days. Every order is sent via Express Post and is in an insulated bag. We only send on Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays.
The delectable fine print
Salty Mail does not take any responsibility for the messages written on items, we are instructed what to write when the product is purchased. We do not alter or change this in anyway. However, nobody can use our services to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint or any unlawful purposes. When purchasing you agree that this is in humor, a gag gift and for entertainment purposes - we only want to bring smiles and laughter!
We reserve the right to cancel any orders we may perceive as
(a) being sent with ill intent; or
(b) feature images of a minor that may be considered inappropriate.
You must be over the age of 18 to order. When you order from our website you agree to release Salty Mail from all and any liability associated with the use of our services.
Not all gifts spread peace and joy… some spread truth bombs.
Our Savage AF Christmas Bar is unapologetically funny and made for people who say what everyone’s thinking. Perfect for friends, exes, co-workers, or that one cousin who always has something to say.
💥 “Relax babe, it’s just Christmas.”
🖤 “Cry about it (it’s festive).”
🎅 “Santa says you need therapy.”
