Christmas 2025 Personalised chocolate Slab
How does it work?
1. Customise your text (up to 10 letters per line, 3 line max)
2. Choose your favourite candy sprinkles and toppings (IMO: the best part!)
3. Send your bar anonymously or live life on the edge, throw caution to the wind and let them know it's from you, you wild one!
Important Shipping information
We aim to get all orders out within 7 - 10 business days. Every order is sent via Express Post and is in an insulated bag. We only send on Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays.
The delectable fine print
Salty Mail does not take any responsibility for the messages written on items, we are instructed what to write when the product is purchased. We do not alter or change this in anyway. However, nobody can use our services to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint or any unlawful purposes. When purchasing you agree that this is in humor, a gag gift and for entertainment purposes - we only want to bring smiles and laughter!
We reserve the right to cancel any orders we may perceive as
(a) being sent with ill intent; or
(b) feature images of a minor that may be considered inappropriate.
You must be over the age of 18 to order. When you order from our website you agree to release Salty Mail from all and any liability associated with the use of our services.
Let’s be real — nice is overrated.
Our Naughty List Christmas Chocolate Bar is for the rule-breakers, sass-talkers, and anyone who laughs when they probably shouldn’t. It’s the funniest way to say “Merry Christmas, ya menace.”
💋 “You can unwrap me later.”
🎅 “Santa saw your DMs.”
🔥 “Officially banned from the nice list.”
